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Kaladan River Journey

Wow, a long overdue entry. I didn’t expect it would take this long but internet access in Myanmar was next to non-existant outside Yangon. To fill you in on a little of my adventures over the last month, here’s an excerpt from my diary as I motored up the Kaladan River from Sittwe on the West coast towards Mrauk U, about 65 clicks inland………’on old wooden boat, about 30′, with two Krauts and three crew, heading to Mrauk U. Will take about 5 hours.

Despite the fairly rudimentary design of the boat and the numerous holes in the deck and tarpaulin roof, it still feels like we’re getting the royal treatment – lounging here in wooden deckchairs watching the world go by under the blazing sun. Rice fields, water buffalo, perfect domed haystacks, small thin wooden fishing punts with one or two people rowing and a sail made from a multi-coloured collection of rice sacks stitched together like a patchwork quilt.Not many trees. Mountains in the distance to the East. The grey-brown river is very wide here, mudflats and a few mangroves either side, occasionally a collection of thatched bamboo huts on stilts, semi permanent fishing nets (anchored in place with two large bamboo poles) are dotted across the river. Now and then I spot a wiry figure knee deep in the mudflats searching for something, but what?

…3 hours later…

The evening light is fading fast. Villagers on the bank continually wave at us: some casually; others madly jumping up and down waving their arms; some calling out; and yet others simply continuing with their work as we chug by. It appears that these people are living in very rudimentary shelters – 3 sided, about 9 square metres maybe and sometimes I can see about ten people in there. No cooking fires visible on the land yet but the sun was a rich golden orb as it sank towards the horizon and one of the crew has a small fire going to cook some rice.

…4 hours later…
The last three hours we have motored under a full moon and stars (the moon a mesmerisng deep and dusty red as it began its journey skyward) and an increasingly cool temperature. One of the crew sits astride the bow with torch in hand, barking commands and madly waving his arm this way and that as he spots potential obstacles in our path. I never see anything but imagine us entrapped in one of the semi-permanent fishing nets rigged up on the river or colliding with a local out working the river under moonlight. Fortunately we meet with nothing other than the river parting before us. An elegant golden stupa has come into view ahead.Coloured lights are draped in lines from the apex to the ground and words in a foreign tongue, like commands, can be heard barked from a loudspeaker somewhere.
The boat’s motor slows to almost an idle as we angle in towards myriad voices nearby. Slowly, a jetty and human figures appear out of the darkness. In a style reminiscent of Apocalypse Now, we have arrived at Mrauk U.

Arrival in Myanmar

All going according to plan, by this time tomorrow I hope to be sitting under a full moon amidst the hillocks and ruins of the myriad buddhist stupas at Mrauk U, just inland from the west coast and near the border with Bangladesh.
“Bangladesh – Visit before everyone else does”. This was the wording spotted on a poster by some fellow travellers ten years ago – somehow i still don’t think there’s any rush just yet. Having said that, it would be an amazing place to visit, no doubt, and I am amazed that I will be so close. Alas, I will not make it this trip.
I arrived here in Yangon (Rangoon), Myanmar (Burma) a couple of days ago. Within five minutes my bag-strap broke and within three hours my stomach was galloping with the horses. Pleased to report that race was run and won in relatively short time and my bag was beautifully repaired by a cobbler on the side of the road while a crowd steadily built to look at the kinda-funny-lookin’ white guy who was looking at, and taking photos of, the kinda funny lookin’ (in my opinion at least!) cobbler who was repairing his bag! By the time he had finished (10 minutes) there were about 30 people encircling us.
A tad nervous about heading off tomorrow – probably mostly to do with a fear of further food poisoning combined with travelling on public transport for long distances – never a fun prospect! But it won’t be too full-on at all because I’ll be flying most of the way and then taking a boat inland for the last few hours. It’ll be the trip out via an alternative route that’ll be the greater worry – a 3 hour boat, followed by 8 hour ferry, followed by 19 hour bus ride which I read is notoriously rough. Bon voyage.
– a belated pic from france. Love the chemist signs.

French Parking Skills & Homelessness

Parking french style at the round-about. Who needs the whole round-about anyway? Any space is a good space i s’pose!

…and back on the homeless topic, here’s another guy, Bernard-Pierre, who is homeless by choice, prefering the ‘school of the street’ to that of the institution as he puts it. A lovely, gentle man who set up underneath a bridge. His encampment included a separate sleeping area and a dedicated kitchen space where he had some pots, pans, a small fuel stove and numerous buckects for cleaning and storage.

For many others, this drawing below, pinned to one of the tents, summed up the not uncommon transition from work-a-day being to homeless being.

Leaving for Hong Kong this evening. Bye for now.

Sans Domicile Fixe – the tent city on Canal du St Martin

forgot to mention that i bumped into Robert de Niro the other day in Paris



…ok so it’s not Robert, but my look-alike friend, Florent on his rooftop in Paris.

Also spent quite a bit of time with some of the homeless people in Paris – there is an ongoing demonstration to try to improve the public housing situation for these people. To attract attention to the issue an NGO has provided tents to the homeless folk and they set them up along the Canal du Saint Martin where they extremely visible. It had been getting a lot of media attention while i was there and will hopefully achieve positive results. Here’s a pic of Frank with his new mate who joined the crew at christmas….




…and here’s Gavroche hanging out in his tent…

for more information on the protest you can check out www.lesenfantsdedonquichotte.com

La Mutante de Helene

…recently a friend told me that she had heard a radio broadcast about a scientist who has genetically created a mutant animal (part cow, part pig and part sheep). The animal can be fed society’s rubbish including plastics etc but unfortunately for the mutant, it wasn’t created with any legs. My friend was outraged by this cruel treatment and it was only after having contacted a friend to rail against this type of use of genetic engineering that it slowly dawned on the friend, who was beginning to believe the report, that, yes, it was in fact April Fool’s Day!
Nice work girls. Here’s to you! But i had to give it legs coz the poor bugger was looking too weird without.

Lolita/Goth’ Children & NYE in Paris

In the beginning there was…. an idea. I left my home town of Melbourne, Australia in search of some headspace after a long and winding year. Early december found me among Japan’s seething mass of humanity,

staring at the wonderful and bizarre lolita/goth kids,

wallowing in the delight of Hokien noodles,

wandering the laneways of Tokyo with old photography pal, Azusa and, after a drink or two, crashing my bicycle at 5 am while trying to perform certain circus-like acts! (No animals other than myself were injured – scar is STILL healing).

8am on the same morning found me sitting on a jumbo, relieved to have made the flight but badly hungover and highly agitated upon seeing my immediate seat neighbours for the next 14 hours – 2 nice enough english folk…and their TWO screaming babies! Yep, you betcha, I scored the seat everyone dreads – right up at the bulkhead, video screen at a neckbrace -inducing angle and a baby basinet inches from my face. It was a truly nightmarish scene, à la Gary Larson cartoon.
Arrived in Paris, via a stopover in London which included a serious frisking from our friends(?) at customs (these new anti-terrorism laws are OTT – my friend, Magoo, had her Nutella confiscated), feeling surpisingly refreshed despite my nightmarish neighbours.
Apparently Paris has cracked down on its dog faeces problem, but in my opinion that’s only the case if you’re perhaps doing laps of the Arc de Triomphe and nothing else!


Last night was NYE and, although dining and drinking alone at Le Mecano bar I did score a double sided kiss from the male bartender with a five o’clock shadow who later performed a strip-tease much to the ladies praise (sitting in my own little corner i had wondered what all the noise was about and why my section had emptied of females. Then, when the frenchies who had taken pity on me returned, I was given the explanation and this photo to boot).

image by Arina from Romania

Bonne Année!