La Mutante de Helene

…recently a friend told me that she had heard a radio broadcast about a scientist who has genetically created a mutant animal (part cow, part pig and part sheep). The animal can be fed society’s rubbish including plastics etc but unfortunately for the mutant, it wasn’t created with any legs. My friend was outraged by this cruel treatment and it was only after having contacted a friend to rail against this type of use of genetic engineering that it slowly dawned on the friend, who was beginning to believe the report, that, yes, it was in fact April Fool’s Day!
Nice work girls. Here’s to you! But i had to give it legs coz the poor bugger was looking too weird without.

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